I’m in the campground toilet and I hear a moan, an awful moan. What do I do? She must have fallen in the shower. With my jeans around my knees I’m helpless. My mind is racing. When I finish I’ll check on her then call for help. Bones are bound to be broken so we’ll need an ambulance, the office isn’t that far away. Then I hear it. That telltale plop. Just another difficult poo.
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Would that all our troubles could be dumped in this manner.
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With a little less pain please.
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My dog thinks I’m crazy for laughing so hard! I’ve heard comments like…”Oh my god” and other such phrases in truck stop stalls.
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Me too, so many public toilet stories…but I think the best was one of your country women shouting “Squat Toilet!” at the top of her voice in a spotlessly clean and modern Chinese highway stop near Beijing. What on earth was she expecting?
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Some people are entirely too vocal in what should be a private moment.
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Gah. LOL! 😀
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Just pushed the breakfast plate away.
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Sorry 🙂 but thanks for following. Lunch will be better…
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Eeewww!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hahaha..silence please!
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Soundproofing may be in order
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hahaha
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In a situation like that, I try to lower mine quietly with a rope.
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Oh Leland, we’re shedding tears of laughter over your reply. 😂😂😂
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A very serious, private, business. Campgrounds make me a nervous wreck!!
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And even more obvious when you have to take your own toilet roll.
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