A mate of ours used to have one of those Thule storage boxes on his car roof to carry his caravan annexe. When a nosey bugger asked what he used it for, our mate replied “Mate it’s me coffin, it’ll make it easier for the missus when I drop off the perch.”
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A great response
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Somewhere for the mother in law to travel?
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Oh dear, reminds me of the Chevy Chase movie Vacation with the dead aunt on the roof.
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