The layouts of most standard Australian caravans have the external door situated either between the bathroom and kitchen or bedroom and kitchen. Husbands have a bad habit of opening the caravan door when wives are naked. Let me explain. You’ve just jumped out of the shower and you decide to spread out a bit as the bathroom isn’t big enough to swing a cat let alone your aging boobs. You’re drying yourself, arms and legs akimbo half in the bathroom and half in front of the fridge, when hubby flings the door open as wide as it will go, sticks his head in and says “Darl, where’s the thingamajig kept?” Behind him are a bunch of his new-found mates all busting to see the new thingamajig that is the answer to a caravanning blokes’ prayers. And you say… “Shut the bloody door!”
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Hahaha 🤣 been there done that. Ahh, the joys …
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Ha ha, lucky for me our en-suite is at the back of the van right next to bedroom and a curtain between that and the kitchen and door. Phew!
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This when you are supposed to lock your hubby OUT!!!!!!
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Ha love it. How about a towel or a dressing gown? Or just embrace the moment and run straight out of the van …..
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😂
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I hope the thingamajig was well concealed.
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Oh dear I almost choked on my breakfast at that comment Derrick.
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🙂
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Oh noooooooooooo…..laughing but feeling your pain!
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We’ve also been the embarrassed on lookers when a couple decided to get changed with only their fly screen door shut, would have been fine except their lights were on. Oops another one to be careful of.
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The night time entertainment eh.
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Think I will start locking the caravan door when I am showering – if hubby is outside tinkering!
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Yep, can relate.
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