The other night they were telling us on the TV that it seems that the Moderna vaccine might cure warts. Well, what a load of codswallop that is! I’ve got more warts and barnacles than an old whale and not one of them is showing any sign of departing.
When I was younger ‘the word was’ that you’d get cancer from sitting in front of a computer screen, what with all that radiation. The nature of my work caused me to sit in front of a screen for 36 bloody years…and nothing happened, not even a cough. I used to tell people that I was a tester for the government.
Maybe the computer screens gave me warts?