The other night they were telling us on the TV that it seems that the Moderna vaccine might cure warts. Well, what a load of codswallop that is! I’ve got more warts and barnacles than an old whale and not one of them is showing any sign of departing.
When I was younger ‘the word was’ that you’d get cancer from sitting in front of a computer screen, what with all that radiation. The nature of my work caused me to sit in front of a screen for 36 bloody years…and nothing happened, not even a cough. I used to tell people that I was a tester for the government.
Maybe the computer screens gave me warts?
itchingforhitching 
I often think of fairy tales of warty old witches and think I’m in the running for witch of the year soon. Fortunately haven’t got one on my nose yet 🤣
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Ssh, don’t put a moz on it.
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Don’t forget that the vaccines also are emant to give women bigger boobs and men smaller dicks.
Is there anything the vaccine doesn’t do?
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I’d be eternally grateful if it would get rid of these warts.
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We must be careful what we read 🙂
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Yes, their sources might be tartare and tomato.
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