City bloke is asking the farmer for directions to his farm.
Farmer “… continue down that road until you see the dead wombat. Turn left and it’s the second gate on the right.”
City bloke “What if someone has moved the dead wombat?”
Farmer “Don’t be bloody ridiculous. Nobody moves a dead wombat.”
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Cute little guy!
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They are cute. He just scurried in the cabin door and went straight for the rubbish bin.
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Vinny waits till im not looking!
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He’s not silly.
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