The Dead Wombat

City bloke is asking the farmer for directions to his farm.

Farmer “… continue down that road until you see the dead wombat. Turn left and it’s the second gate on the right.”

City bloke “What if someone has moved the dead wombat?”

Farmer “Don’t be bloody ridiculous. Nobody moves a dead wombat.”

Cheeky wombat raiding the rubbish bin

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