Tragedy Averted

I’m in the campground toilet and I hear a moan, an awful moan. What do I do? She must have fallen in the shower. With my jeans around my knees I’m helpless. My mind is racing. When I finish I’ll check on her then call for help. Bones are bound to be broken so we’ll need an ambulance, the office isn’t that far away. Then I hear it. That telltale plop. Just another difficult poo.

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17 thoughts on “Tragedy Averted

  1. My dog thinks I’m crazy for laughing so hard! I’ve heard comments like…”Oh my god” and other such phrases in truck stop stalls.

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    1. Me too, so many public toilet stories…but I think the best was one of your country women shouting “Squat Toilet!” at the top of her voice in a spotlessly clean and modern Chinese highway stop near Beijing. What on earth was she expecting?

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