In For a Service

Being a woman of a certain age I recently and nervously checked in for my regular colonoscopy. As I laid there on the operating table in my stunning backless blue hospital gown my Gastro Enterologist, whilst waiting for the anaesthetist to do his job, was cheerily trying to relax me by asking how the caravanning was going. “I’d just love to talk my wife into caravanning” he said “what sort of four wheel drive do you have?”

“We bought a Jeep” I said and promptly fell into unconsciousness.

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9 thoughts on “In For a Service

  1. Yikes I am due one of those this year, first time. Nervous as hell, the specialist told me some women don’t react to the ‘jab’ and stay awake… 😦 It hasn’t helped the nerves!).

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