Woody galloped over to the showers at 6:00am as usual then once shampooed and showered, went on to the laundry with our washing basket. Greeting him in the laundry was our park neighbour with every machine filled and another load waiting in front of each one.”Oh” she says “you can use those two over there.” 

“Not much use to me” says Woody “they’re both dryers.”

“We’ve been on the road for five weeks.” she counters, as if we haven’t.

Next morning Woody gets up at 6:00am and loads the washing machines…before he showers.