iPad Entertainers

Winter 2018, Somewhere in Western Queensland after too many kilometres

“Oh shit, here we go again, another ‘iPad entertainer’!” we moan.

To be honest, sometimes it’s just karaoke with a seriously bad singer. We sneak off to cook dinner wondering why ukuleles get such a bad rap.

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Now this guy was great, shame I didn’t get a decent photo of him

Footnote: Anyone who’s stayed in the outback over winter will tell you that entertainment can be a lottery. Sometimes you’ll get lucky and find a singing cattleman with golden tonsils who will elevate your evening to heaven. Then on the night that you want to enjoy the stillness of a quiet evening beside a river far, far from anywhere…some bloke who thinks that he’s Elvis pulls up beside you and bellows like a cow on heat for three bloody hours.

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